Memorial Day is right around the corner.

Let’s face it, nobody’s going to be checking out your personality on the beach – it’s all about the abs. You can suck it in and kid yourself, or you can suck it up and go through HELL. Four weeks of torture followed by two months of nirvana is a small price to pay, especially when that price is $275 for 5 days a week at the World Famous Trinity Boxing Club. Retired Green Beret Eddie Lima will make you feel right at home – if your home was Guantanamo Bay. Space is limited, so call NOW to reserve a spot in HELL.

Want to know the leading cause of divorce? It’s sitting right under your nose – it’s your belly!

That’s right, those six pack abs that got the girl’s attention when you first met is now keeping you apart, literally. Who wants to wake up next to Jabba The Hut when they married Han Solo?

Don’t take the easy way out and blame money. Let’s face it, she married you when you were still living in your parents’ basement. It’s a lot easier hearing how you can’t afford tickets to the Metropolitan Opera when it’s not coming from a guy that looks like he should be in it.

Before she starts cheating and puts you through hell, beat her to the punch and put yourself through HELL! Four weeks of HELL will help you burn fat, build confidence and turn you back into the stud you were when you first met.

HELL is the monthly program developed by a guy whose been to hell and back, mostly as a First Sergeant with the United States Army Special Forces.

If you’re looking for a class where you can sweat a little, get in a good workout and meet some nice people, then DON’T go to HELL, go to Equinox. Our class hurts like hell because you’ll sweat like hell, but after 4 weeks you’ll look hot as hell. 

Starts Monday, May 7, 6 AM & 7AM! Monday – Friday for 4 weeks for only $275!

After two months in exile, we’re back. Call us at (323) 653-3300 for hidden location, passwords, secret handshakes, and other useful information you’ll need to resume your pugilistic endeavors.

TO LOOK GOOD THIS SUMMER!

GOOD NEWS: SUMMER IS ONLY A FEW WEEKS AWAY!

BAD NEWS: SUMMER IS ONLY A FEW WEEKS AWAY!

Want to hit the beach but you don’t want the beach to hit back? I don’t even no what that means, but what I do know is that one hour a week with Isaac is like ten hours at any other gym. He’ll have you doing the craziest drills and exercises known to man. After 45 minutes of heart pounding excitement, you’ll go back to work energized, enthusiastic and some other word that begins with the letter ‘e’ that quite frankly I don’t have the time to look up in the dictionary  right now.

GO TO HELL!

Still feeling guilty that your New Year’s Resolution to lose weight didn’t go as planned? Don’t torture yourself – LET US DO IT FOR YOU!  One month in our Boot Camp is like the equivalent of 4 months anywhere else. Retired Green Beret Eddie Lima perfected his techniques in places like Afghanistan and Iraq. Does the name “Guantanamo Bay” ring a bell? If his “testimonials” read more like confessions it’s because they are! For penance, give me 50 pushups!  So don’t just drop the weight, drop the guilt with a guy who considers waterboarding a cool down exercise. Hell Month at Trinity Boxing. It’s good for your body AND your soul!